Some time ago I mentioned that I was guardedly optimistic about the upcoming GI Joe film. The time has come, though, to quash the optimism and just call a spade a spade. The film will be bad. How bad? Remember Dungeons and Dragons? It too had a certain actor with a certain name that rhymed with Maynes…

Still not convinced that GI Joe will GI blow? See what I did there? I’m hysterical. Anyway, if you need further proof of its undeniable suckage, check out this poster:

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