First off, a question:

What, in god’s name, would compel me to sit in Urgent Care for two and a half hours last night? I knew…I mean, I was absolutely positive…that I wouldn’t get antibiotics. I’ve been sick for, what, 3 months now and still I knew. And still I went. And, yep, after sitting there all that time, with no dinner, all I got for my trouble was a subscription for a stronger decongestant…

Secondly:

Two weeks after our Nude Lohan discussion, we are still getting various traffic coming in from search terms like “matt dallas nude pictures” and “lena headey nude 300.” Which, I have decided, necessitates that the words “nude,” “naked,” “porn,” and “celebrity” will now be a part of the SEO for every post that goes up on Normality Restored, regardless of said post’s actual content.

Chapter 1 of TDLTW later today…stay tuned!