Look I voted against Prop 8, alright…or for it…or, wait, whichever way it was that was for allowing two dudes to get hitched is the way I voted.

When I lived in San Francisco I shared an apartment with two gay guys. I used several 6 foot tall bookshelves to create a faux wall and turned the dining room into a bedroom. It was the cheapest room in the apartment. So even though I’m about to profess my love for another man, and I once lived in the gayest city in the US with two gay guys, I’m still totally hetero…

Look, I impregnated my wife the one time we had non birth control related sex in like eight years.

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