I’d say this idea is retarded…if they hadn’t done such a good job with it. I mean, other than Paris Hilton (whose inclusion will go on to baffle me for years, no doubt), every single “character” on this list... (Continue reading)
I’m going grace you all with a quote from page 129 of The Book of Lost Things: “They ate her,” said Brother Number One. “With porridge. That’s what ‘ran away and was never seen again’ means in theses parts.... (Continue reading)
Here’s a story that, when I read the headline I thought, “what an f’ing douche!” Then I started to read it, and saw his mugshot, and I thought, “that kid has some serious problems, and should probably seek out... (Continue reading)