Apr 08

Dispatches from the Holonet

Hey all Jezmon here. I’ve taken it upon myself to bring you Normalinauts a semi-regular update on the state of the Star Wars universe.

As you know, our faithful leader has an unending love for the “holy trilogy” (his son’s middle name is Skywalker for Force’s sake). He and I have shared this love together all through our formative years. Sadly, his literary tastes have taken him far from the galaxy far, far away, but that doesn’t mean someone can’t take it upon himself to keep you up to date.

So what can you expect from this column?

  • Regular reviews of whatever star wars related materials I’m currently reading(novels, comics)

  • Updates regarding new star wars products (toys, rpgs, video games, etc.)

  • Guides to get you up to speed so you can jump into or back into the universe.

Currently I am in the middle of the excellent Legacy of the Force series so my first column will get you up to speed on what’s happened in the timeline up the start of the series. Followed by a review of the first novel.

I’ll leave you with one of the best fake star wars products ever produced. Originally from Thinkgeek’s April fools day site, the tauntaun sleeping bag.

Now even though this is a fake product, I’m sure there are crafty star wars nerds somewhere trying to make real ones.

Jul 26

Aural Junkfood…

This may not be entirely the best way to introduce my self, but here goes! Btw I’m gilgrim, the hack scribbler what draws stuff for NormailtyRestored. Oh, well thank you for asking, I am in fact very well ^__^ *ahem*

For some reason, the actress in this video reminds me of Ginger from GingerSnaps… I know it’s not… I love the interwebz~!
LesbianBedDeath-GothGirlsAreEasy

With an awesome band name like that, I’m not sure if they’re being serious or not… whocares ^__^ fun song, and why can’t we poke fun at ourselves, eh?

LondonAfterMidnight

And of course LondonAfterMidnight is always fun…

at any rate – back to packing – see everyone I can in San Diego tomorrow and through this weekend <3!!!

–Aleister D D Gilgrim

gilgrim

EDIT:

The band is real – found their website… LesbianBedDeath

Jun 28

A short preface by which to illumine your understanding of all things Normality Restored.

Hello there.

I’m Kilian. How are you?

Fine, thanks for asking. Did you lose some weight?

Oh well, never mind.

So in case you missed all the banners of varying size and font type, this is Normality Restored. The one day resting place of the soon to be third to worst web comic in this corner of the interwebs.

We don’t actually have any comics yet, but don’t worry. What we’re lacking in visual stimuli we can more than make up for with boring monochromatic text. In fact, here’s a brief linguistic run down of the principle faces you’ll see around here.

Kilian: I didn’t start with myself because I have a big ego, OK. Just get off my back already!

Gilgrim: Wonder artist extraordinaire and a man who likes his pants snug.

Jess: My impossibly patient wife.

Bella: Small female human replicant created from DNA samples of both Kilian and Jess. One day evil genius, though currently still wearing diapers and.

Thor: You really have to experience Thor…words don’t do him justice.

The Car: Look, just don’t talk to the car, or look at him, or in anyway make him angry.

Others: Well, obviously I can’t describe them all.

Kilian icon gif