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GNoI – 5-6-08
7Here it is, the proud Tuesday edition of GNoI full of all the current industry newsbits and bites and bytes and other punny whatnots. GTAIV coverage is still ongoing as the after effects are being felt a week after the initial launch and of course the build up – but there are other important bits in the news, so without any further adieu let us dive forth and dive into today’s GNoI:
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GNoI – 5-1-08
3Happy May Day To All!
GTAIV is still taking much of the limelight for news coverage in the industry buzz-bins, and not without good reason as it is being heralded not only as a major commercial success-milestone, but also as one for cultural controversy and even media artistry… no matter which way you feel on any of the fences provided, there’s no doubt that this is a big deal. But just the same, there are other things to cover, as the gaming industry is an often shifting and morphous being at best, when GTAIV hype dies as it will eventually, other titles and take-overs will be filling the news and buzz space. See if you can figure out which ones are already getting in place for that eventuality here in today’s edition of GNoI:
In a move that may mean nothing at all, Blizzard has acquired webspace, Diablo3 dot com. So now the combined horror of the WoW cultists and the already strong Diablo cultists can begin rejoicing and making more masterplans for ways to never leave their computers… poop sock anyone?
DIABLO3dotcom
According to Activision’s CEO, the current US economy to directly contribute to a price drop in consoles – this is good, because I’m broke, and I still want a 360… come on US bad economy do something useful for once!
Activision-Console Price Drop
Infogrames has now outright and completely purchased Atari for $11mUSD, which is a slight update to previous reports of simple investing, which is, just not a company that I thought anyone would want to spend that sort of money on. It’s sorta’ like:
Taking the ugliest girl home, 4:30 in the morning and drunk off your arse
The mighty personally established herald of geekdom, Will Wheaton, is weighing in on the GTAIV controversy
Will Wheaton’s Geeky GTAIV Wisdom Sauce
The very strong possibility of being disbarred (with the official announcement scheduled for my birthday!) has obviously not been particularly kind to Jack-y-boy Thompson. Yet with a new pic to display the effects of stress on everyone’s fave ambulance chaser, it seems that he will likely be going after GTAIV very soon… Is it just me or does he look a bit lit?
Click only if you have a strong stomach
Kotaku is running an opine piece on the 7 commandments of vid-game design – good stuff as usual and an excellent find from the folks at Kotaku, although I think it has also appeared on the Gama[sutra] and others as well
Kotaku’s 7 Commandments
In honor of GTAIV, GoogleMaps has added a new interactive Liberty City map, because… someone somewhere needed it?
Google Maps Liberty City
In a first for the series, GTAIV has incorporated real life branding with particular companies along side the host of fake ones – specifically clothing and fashion companies
More useless GTAIV stuffs
According to Nolan Bushnell, not only does he not like in-game adverts, he doesn’t think that they work, literally, that’s what he said. For true.
Nolan No Like-y
According to Gawker, GTAIV is the first post-mod-vid-game in no small part due to the multi-media blitz and realization of the title.
GTAIV Post-Modern Vid-Game Art For The Masses
Here it is, your daily does of zen, featuring etchasketch, GTAIV, Michael Bay, Uwe Boll, Dr. Zoidberg, brain implants, Deathrace 2000, and a pocket creature… begin zen upload now:
The etch-a-sketchist has released a new piece, of course, in honor of GTAIVSKETCH
Michael Bay is taking his time to rebute Uwe Boll’s angry rants Attacking Crazy Germans!
Illustrator, Frederico Piatti, has given the world a gift, in the impressionist based painting of one Dr Zoidberg
Zoidberg Portrait
For no good reason, the amazing and incredibly kitchy classic, Deathrace 2000 which immortalized not only the ‘hand grenade’ but David Carradine as Frankenstein, is getting a remake, this time with Jason Statham… /sigh
Why must you continuously rape my childhood?
Finally, solid proof that actual (not sci-fi, we’re being serious, in that these are current and real) electronic brain implants actually have long lasting and direct effects on their hosts… now where’s the consumer level version for integrated media???
Brain Power – Bring On the BTL’s!

Just like the Handy Pocket Creature – GNoI is happy to anticipate your needs!
–Aleister

VNV Nation – Genesis
GNoI – 4-28-08
25Welcome to this, your Monday, heaping, helping of Game Industry News, or Game News of Interest (GNoI) as we are lovingly known. GTAIV is coming out this week, and again, due to the very staggering amount of hype and lots of money to be made industry-side GTAIV is still taking center stage in one form or another in the industry news. Yet, despite the fact that even Guinness Records is watching the launch there is still plenty of industry news, so here we go, on to what should be known from the unknown – GNoI Monday edition!
Blockbuster video is strongly tackling the idea of expanding their current line-up to include more games (sales/rentals). This should come as little surprise considering the even stronger rumors of a possible Blockbuster take over of CircuitCity.
According to EA CEO, John Riccitiello, some Hollywood execs are shaking in their boots about the possibility that GTAIV may show the Halo3 effect on big budget movie offerings such as IronMan this week.
Guinness World Records is looking at GTAIV to make some new sales numbers in the epic sort of way, and apparently are preparing for the likely event that GTAIV will have the largest launch in vid-game history.
In the wake of the recent (and failed) attempts by EA to absorb in blob-like-fashion, Take2, there have been quite a few comments on both sides of the fence. The newest and somewhat surprisingly bold is from Activision’s Bobby Kotick, who offhandedly commented that EA steals the souls of many studios.
Freaky Creatures, a toy-based multi-platform v-pet/VW is opening Beta reg, and is hoping for a Spring 2008 launch (better move fast) – to coincide with the Beta and upcoming ‘full’ launch, they are giving away an Alienware gaming laptop, along with other prizes.
On the gama, there is a good opine piece on the need for subtext in games.
And here it is to wrap up this Monday edition of GNoI your moment(s) of zen, complete with Real Bowsers, check-lists for Nerdom, Blood eating Cars, and game selling cash-back/eBay scams. We now introduce you to your moment of zen, now with less trans-fat!:
More romantic gaming-themed haikus of rejection, loss and love!
Blank Game Resell Scam earns $20kUSD+ in malicious monies

There is often a reason why the most ‘hardcore’ fanboys are single and living in their parent’s basements…
–Aleister
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Beck – Think I’m In Love
GNoI – Double Day’s Worth!
0As yesterday suddenly exploded into a small family emergency, there was no reported GNoI. Today, as things have calmed down to say a perriwinkle, or stage mauve level of alert, we are resuming the posting of GNoI. Since there was much missed yesterday, today’s report will be a bit longer. So on we go, to today’s industry news in your regulraly scheduled GNoI:
With apparently little or no warning, several key-members of the RetroStudios staff have left the Austin based dev house… there are currently no updates on whether or not this will lead to the formation of a new studio, however, there are some *rumors* that this is in direct response to the way in which Nintendo has gone about asking employees to relocate.
Gamecock Media is promoting Hail to the Chimp during a pres-primary in Philadelphia. Gamecock Media is awesome, they’re funny and silly and occasionally they publish games too!
Minusworld is releasing a very funny (and highly satirical) activity and coloring book for GTAIV. Please remember, that this is obviously meant to be ironic with regards to actually ‘hocking violence to the kiddies’…
The actual link:
There’s a new documentary film for gamers, this time taking a look at the world, as in, real-world, lives of MMO players. The film is called, Second Skin. Let the new digital and celluloid record bare witness to the underground world of cyber-sexing and poop-socking!
Former Take2 exec/CEO, Ryan Brant is back in power once more, this time with a new start-up game company, known as GreenScreen Interactive.
Since the Chicago Trans-Authority banned the recent bus adverts after severe pressure from Fox News and Jack-y-boy Thompson, it seems almost as if Take2 is raising the stakes with the newly witnessed full building adverts in LA and NY for GTAIV.
Also of note, Jack-y-boy’s recent comments and erm, thoughts, if the term can be used on the Florida based bus-stop poster adverts for GTAIV as well, which very specifically included absolutely zero questionable material in both the visual and copy portions of the promotional material.
According to Ubisoft’s CEO, they are looking positively to a possible big-name merger in the very near future, and in the interim are on a large scale hiring spree, boosted by very positive sales of their products in 2007 to current. Ubisoft could see as many as 900 additional and newly hired staff members.
The gama has a very nice if not, as they put it themselves, highly-debatable opine piece on the top 20 underutilized licenses. The gama scores extra points for using the Watchmen in the banner itself to help sell the seriousness of the point.
Full version of the article:
According to McKinsey&Co (consulting) any company who is not looking to experiment and test the waters in VW’s is shooting themselves in the foot (I’m paraphrasing as they actually said, ‘[they are] ignoring them at their peril’). The term, ‘Duh!’ easily comes to mind in a snarky-internal-monologue sort of voice.
1Up is running a good feature on how dev’s and PR utilize popular forums to get a grass-roots gage of player reception and anticipation. It seems simple, and obvious, but not everyone realizes how this works apparently, hence the article (please see the ‘duh’ comment from above for this one as well).
Will Ferrell, seems to be looking to expand his current ‘funnyordie’ website with an actual game-slant/content and possible game focus, possibly known as ‘gameordie’(!?).

Because brains, sense of humor and intelligent wit are the Smexiest things of all
–Aleister
The Adicts – Na Na Na
GNoI – Tuesday 4-22-08
2Welcome to today’s daily dose of game industry news, where we find reports of much-money-investing, new VWs, the spiking of vid-game sales and other strangeness. Welcome to GNoI, please restore your tray-tops to their upright and locked positions, extinguish all flammable materials, and be sure that your seatbelts are fastened as we are now taxing the runway for take-off. GNoI:
Penguin, traditional massmarket/paperback publisher, is broaching new ground with a new interactive fiction feature. Dude(!) where are my interactive choose-your-own-adventures!?
According to the ESRB, DLC can have a different rating than the original title… which means that even though the ESRB is looking to further ‘educate’ parents on the in’s and out’s of the actual rating system for their kiddies, the parents might very feesibly be crying ‘foul’ down the road when they buy a game for their kid with one rating and then let them download some DLC with a higher rating (like Mature) weeks later for the same game… /sigh. I don’t know what the real answer to this is though.
Post mortem roundup of the recent Midway annual report held in Vegas, spurns some questions regarding the once great company’s ability to beat its current losing streak and become viable once more- or are they going to go the way of Atari, who has been dying the slowest corporate death ever.
Very interesting Q&A regarding the future of casual gaming, XLA and newly conceived, I-play with Oberon Media.
38studios has now added an Evercrack ex-pat to their line-up for the still undisclosed MMO project. So now we have some jock running a game company and he’s bringing out a new MMO innovation, which is… erm, a fantasy-world-set-sword-and-sorcery-flinging game?… great
SCi, while not disclosing any actual details as of yet, has confirmed that they are considering an open offer, reportedly in the amount of $100mUSD (likely from NBC). Now, for those not interested, this is a bit of industry blustering for SCi as the big debate is not whether or not they’re going to get the funding as much as who would be giving it to them and at what agreement… this is about control, and the fact that NBC is a big contender for this, which would give them another stronger foothold in a varied media outlet.
According to the authors of GrandtheftChildhood, parents often ignore ESRB ratings on their kiddies games. Why am I hearing crickets instead of shocked gasps of outrage? Oh, that’s right, because I think most of us already knew this to be true.
The Florida State ruling on Jack Thompson, may now be delayed until the end of Summer. Judge Dava Tunis wishes to wait until my birthday, August 31st to release her decision, and I wholeheartedly thank her for the gesture as long as Jackie-boy is duly disbarred. Come on Judge-y and give me a good birthday present!
HelloKittyLand with Playhut’s GoLive2 is beginning Closed Beta from April 23rd to May7th. Now for those that aren’t aware, I have a horrible love for cute things, and special, horrible place in my heart for Sanrio in general (particularly Kurumi!) and I believe that HelloKitty Cube Frenzy to be one of the single most ‘evil’ and difficult games ever created… but even I am not exactly jumping up and down to get in on this thing.
According to VirtualWorldsManagement over $184mUSD+ has been invested in 23 different vw companies in Q1 of2008. This is a small TON of moolah, but just the same, considering the recent predictions for VWs/Soc-nets and the comparison of the game industry at large being on par to the film industry for profitable return, it is interesting to note how little the investment amount really is by comparison – even if you segregated the comparison to genre movies alone, it’s still staggeringly small.
And here it is, to close out today’s GNoI, your daily dose of zen, complete with NES mods, Grant Morrison, Lego jewelry and pres-candidates getting into wrestling. Begin direct neurological-zen-dowload-now:
Pure weirdness in current pres-candidates pony-ing up to be like WWE wrestlers…
Also related, this little vid with Obama vs Hillary in WWE Avatar smackdown.
Legos are now hip jewelry, especially Mario inspired ones?
Awesome mod of old NES cart to now house the (playable) guts of an actual full NES!

Spoon me!
–Aleister

Adicts – Swat Her
GNoI – Monday Edition (late)
2Welcome to the Monday edition of GNoI (Game News of Interest!) – the countdown continues for GTAIV, with the obviously far reaching entanglements for EA and Take2 as well as some not so surprising move-spurning from RealTime Worlds (who offer an MMO version of GTA/clone), this is a no doubt a big event, and one that is shaking up the industry as well as the very focus of decision making itself… lots going on, and only days left until the release of the title – so let’s look at the news, both GTAIV and nonGTAIV related – GNoI news feed is live:
Matt Damon’s mother is giving her two cents on what contributes to youth-tied violence in the media, basically, action figures (O_O!)… But apparently, violent, Spy-movies are considerably ok, because, well, you know they’re not real or something
GamerDNA (formerly GuildCafe Entertainment) has secured $3mUSD in series A funding and has will be expanding their current market with the new resources, including the launching of their official website, the interesting thing about this company is that they seem to be trying a recent soc-net / game hybrind community idea that hasn’t quite been proven to work yet.
LindenLab has let on that they are closer to finding a replacement CEO for the house that made SecondLife, but even with a new CEO I doubt it will make their product suck any less.
Another perspective, according to a new article being passed around, via Kotaku and others, it seems that the core of good game design is fewer not more mechanics and choices. Interesting read for anyone who is *really* into MMOs and the like, or simply aspires to design games in general.
And here it is, your daily dose of FDA approved zen intake, featuring PowerPoint cliches, and the awesome rejection of Uwe Boll. Zen intake begins now:
The weekend has ended…
–Aleister
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18 Visions – Black and Bruised
GNoI – Today, Thurs Edition
0Since there was some positive response yesterday, and few to zero nay-sayers in sight, I’m going ahead and bringing back another edition of the GNoI (Game News of Interest). So here it is, unedited, on proofed, and free from all of the distracting web-browsing that you would need to unceremoniously submit your self to, in order to find this stuff on your own.
GNoI – the daily report of interesting game industry news that is, well, of interest! We wade through the seemingly endless muck of shock, shlock and gleaming stupidity of the industry news so YOU don’t have to! Here are today’s bite-sized, nuggets of interest, behold, news:
BBC Worldwide has partnered with Star Farm Produictions to release a new children’s fantasy VW.
And finally to close out today’s GNoI in the proud and continued tradition that you’ve come to expect, here it is, your moment of zen, featuring Uwe Boll, Voltron, VGcats, and aDutyToDo (say it fast please). Zen is beginning now:
Uwe Boll is actually (and I’m really NOT kidding here) stating that Spielberg and Michael Bay, have been using false idents to sign the current petition to get the crazy German to quit butchering cinema and game-movies in general. For those not in the know, Uwe, supposedly stated (probably in a publicity stunt to coincide with the upcoming trash, Postal) that he would quite making movies if 1,000,000 individuals would step up and tell him to ‘STOP.’ So far, the effort has garnered at least 200k responses, and in light of the strength of the internet driven poll/petition, Uwe is already backpedaling and claiming that the ‘sigs’ are merely the work of a ‘few individuals’ signing over and over under aliases. He didn’t say ‘alias’ actually, probably, because he can’t spell it…
Free Voltron episode is now available on Xbox vid… erm kaaaaaaaaaay…
GNoI has it’s own ‘duty to do’
–Aleister
Gnarls Barkley – Surprise
PS
Work on tomorrow’s comic is still commencing, right now, I’m just busy coloring the thing and with any luck (and hopefully, without any currently unforeseen complications, professional, medical or otherwise) it will be here, where it belongs on NR!

