Posts tagged All Things Geek

On a scale of one to “9”

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Stoker here folks. So I was reading Kilian’s article on “Krod Mandoon” and “Harper’s Island” when his comment about the last film he saw struck home. Kilian made mention of the fact that the last movie he saw was “Monsters vs. Aliens” and that he would likely see “Up” next. This is all fine and dandy, I have absolutely no problem with taking the family out to see a kid friendly cartoon but I am a bit concerned that things have gotten a bit too friendly in the past years.

When I was a wee child, I remember going to cartoon movies and seeing things that kept me up at night sweating in terror. How many of us cowered in fear at the thought of characters like Maleficent, Scar or Jafar? These were characters of true terror; murderers, thieves and schemers. It now seems, though, that all of the villains in cartoons have to be incredibly over the top, they no longer posses that evil which so permeated the cartoons of the past. A look at the winner for the Academy Award in animation this year proves my point. The villain in “Wall.E” was nothing more than a castrated version of HAL. I think that the time has come to bring the fear back to children.

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Writing posts of no real use on my lunch is my new hobby…

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Because that seems to be the only time I actually write anything anymore. I need to find more than 20 minutes here and 15 minutes there for this stuff.

Anyway, we’ve seen both Tengu and Jezmon assume their newly appointed duties as “author” on the site (Kerri’s now the top commentator!) and I’ll take a moment to introduce everyone to the newest member of the NR team…Stoker…who may shortly grace us all with a review of the newest issue of Joe Hill’s Locke and Key. I, for one, am agog…seriously, I haven’t read this line yet and Stoker is more knowledgeable about comics than anyone else I personally know so I value his opinion in said arena.

We may, in fact, have yet one more brave soul coming on board the NR family(mafia) as well…damn, this shit’s explodin’ yo!

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Dispatches from the Holonet

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Hey all Jezmon here. I’ve taken it upon myself to bring you Normalinauts a semi-regular update on the state of the Star Wars universe.

As you know, our faithful leader has an unending love for the “holy trilogy” (his son’s middle name is Skywalker for Force’s sake). He and I have shared this love together all through our formative years. Sadly, his literary tastes have taken him far from the galaxy far, far away, but that doesn’t mean someone can’t take it upon himself to keep you up to date.

So what can you expect from this column?

  • Regular reviews of whatever star wars related materials I’m currently reading(novels, comics)

  • Updates regarding new star wars products (toys, rpgs, video games, etc.)

  • Guides to get you up to speed so you can jump into or back into the universe.

Currently I am in the middle of the excellent Legacy of the Force series so my first column will get you up to speed on what’s happened in the timeline up the start of the series. Followed by a review of the first novel.

I’ll leave you with one of the best fake star wars products ever produced. Originally from Thinkgeek’s April fools day site, the tauntaun sleeping bag.

Now even though this is a fake product, I’m sure there are crafty star wars nerds somewhere trying to make real ones.

Because We Don’t Get Enough Site Views…Plus, I’m Kinda a Dick

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So the other day Tengu sends me the following e-mail, posted here in its entirety:

So when is the good old NR going to start doing reviews like PA’s so you can get free swag like them?

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The Future Wave of Publishing is….wait for it…FREE F’ING BOOKS!

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Remember when you could download the (most awesome) Neil Gaiman novel American Gods for free (it’s mentioned in there somewhere)?

Well, that was just a single book, from a single author, for a finite period of time. Another publisher, however, has taken it to the next level.

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Watchmen is Here

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Remember when I said I’d be keeping track of the reviews for Watchmen….I said it like three days ago…geez do you guys even pay attention?

Anyway, as the movie opens today more reviews are in. The main Rotten Tomatoes page has it sitting at a 64% while the Top Critics portion is in at 45%. That’s not too shabby, I think, for a comic book film. Particularly one that has the sensibilities and eccentricities of Watchmen. One thing I will point out, though, is that two of the critics whose opinions I most admire, Roger Ebert and Peter Travers were impressed with the film. Ebert, in fact, says he’s going to see it again in Imax.

None of this, doubtless, will change anyone’s opinion about whether or not to see the film but I always find it interesting to read other’s opinions about films I’m really excited to see.

The Pipettes — Dirty Mind

Quick Items While I’m on Lunch

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Watchmen comes out Friday, of course.  And while this guy won’t be seeing it, I will. Well, probably not on Friday. I still have to arrange for some kind of child care type thing…but I WILL see it soon.

Anyway, I’ve read two reviews thus far, one scathing, one that can be summed up as “meh.” Rotten Tomatoes has it at 76 right now, which is fairly decent. I’m always fairly skeptical about critical acclaim/scorn when it comes to sci-fi/fantasy/comic films because, by and large, they don’t “get” the whole genre. In the “Top Critics” section it’s sitting at 17%. That’s with only six reviews, so that number will likely change come Friday. I’m not really making a point here, other than it’s something to watch.

Greg Grunberg, Parkman from Heroes, upset some people with a twitter… Just one more reason not to use it (even though I do…sometimes). If Heroes does get canceled that’ll leave The Mentalist and Phineas and Ferb as the only shows I’m even interested in anymore.

And speaking of Phineas and Ferb, tengu sent this link over…bask in the awesomeness (especially the song writing, which is one of the strongest parts of the show).

Turbonegro — Don’t Say Motherfucker, Motherfucker

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