I think that most anyone who reads this regularly, and happens to live in Southern California, is probably already aware, but I’m going to throw it out there anyway.

Sometime this week I will turn 30. On Saturday, my wife has decreed that their will be a party type gathering at our house. Pretty much everyone who wants to come over (or is able), is more than welcome. We have stated that festivities will commence at 4 pm, though that just means that the chili I am making will be ready around that time.

Presents?

DEAR GOD NO!

If you are so inclined, you can purchase alcohol and bring it along. I will definitely have both Guinness and Bass on hand, as I plan on drinking Black & Tans until I pass out. The wife will have some sort of fruit style something or other…

I know what you’re thinking, “but I don’t know where you live?” Well, as sure as I am that few people read this, I just can’t in good conscious throw my home address up here, so if you want to come and don’t already know the address, e-mail me.