Author Archives: kilian

This Week in Normality — First Loves

This is a topic that we’ve touched on, in some way, with other themes but we (read: I) was hard up for a theme and so, in the proverbial late stages of the game, Mustardseed did throw out an idea … Continue reading

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This Week in Normality — Back to School

If my life pans out in the way that I hope, September will forever mean “back to school.” Brief aside…I’m available for any tenure track, English faculty positions anyone has available and I am willing to move…anywhere. But, of course, … Continue reading

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This Week in Normality (Saturday Edition) — Bring the Pain

Good day to you, faithful reader, on this last Saturday in August, in the year of our lord two thousand and nine. I won’t go into all the horrid details about my Friday…the first day of the fall semester for … Continue reading

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For the Love of Gore

Hey there faithful Normalinauts. Kilian here and, for the second week in a row, we at Normality Restored are pleased to welcome a guest contributor. He has requested that we call him “D. Composition” and I fully honor that request. … Continue reading

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Newstastic or Craptastic…its Newsies!

Greetings to all faithful Normalinauts.  This week, we are lucky to have a guest contributor.  She may or may not become a permanent fixture here at NR.  I certainly would be in favor of seeing her contribute more so if … Continue reading

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This Week In Normality — Train Wrecks!

This week’s theme was inspired by a…let’s say sad…state of affairs.  No doubt you are all familiar with the TLC show Jon and Kate Plus 8.  In recent months the visibility of the show has increased exponentially, as stories of … Continue reading

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My Wife Will Tell You…I Do, In Fact, Enjoy Butts

There was a time that I could sing Baby Got Back in its entirety without missing a syllable.  I haven’t kept up with my freestyle “skillz” in recent years but I’d say I can still get through about 85% of … Continue reading

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