Remember when the Sci-fi Channel became “Syfy”? It happened like two minutes ago…it was a retarded attempt to rebrand a channel away from what it was formerly all about. If you want to read an article about how it’s cool anyway you can right here…I got about three paragraphs in and stopped.
Anyway, in another attempt at retarded television decisions the channel formerly (well, they haven’t changed their name yet…) known as Cartoon Network will now begin airing live action reality shows. If there’s one thing we certainly don’t need more of in this god forsaken country it’s fucking reality shows…especially on a channel that is supposed to be dedicated to animated programming.
Who wants to storm the Cartoon Network offices with me?
And a big thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday on facebook…I’d say that on facebook but, well, I’m lazy. It would be a happy birthday, too, if I wasn’t about to go spend the entire night trying to handsell books about cancer and internment camps…
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Did that article say 6 reality shows? blerg. What Cartoon Network needs is more Venture Bros. (and I said it on Facebook, but happy b’day again)
TV is pretty upsetting sometimes. I had heard about “syfy” but hadn’t heard about cartoon network.
Also, depressing handsell items are pretty awesome. Someone asks for the humor section and you can say, “Well, if you like humor have I got the book for you! It’s a hilarious book about cancer that you MUST READ!” I almost miss that store sometimes…almost.
So Cartoon network is trying to get less viewership? Cause you know alienating it’s viewers with moves like this only makes us “love” them more.
Well, I was going to wish you a werewolf birthday but what came up disturbed me a little. in fact it was this: a scanitly clad whip wieldling nazi were-wolf 8(
Happy Birthday Kilian! Do we get to know how old you are?
And why is the lady wearing plastic wrap?
31…no idea on the plastic wrap…
Somehow plastic-wrap is a requirement for happy birthday, and werewolves. I’d guess its like having cake, and eating it too.
Maybe instead of having hot wax dripped on her for erotica, she enjoys having plastic fused to her skin?