What do you know O_O a proper comic has emerged, here, on NR of all places! Woot! Told you we would be doing this sort of thing again, and we are, so there. Take that unbelievers! In your arse! Ha! OK, it’s waaaaay late, I’m waaaaay tired, and I think I’ll leave Kilian to post the remainder of this one for me, as I’m sure he’ll have much to say. But for those not familiar with at least the main part of why this strip might be considered funny (aside from my well known love of unicorns), consider this:

Cheers,

–Aleister

Graham Norton (Best of 2008 Special) – BBCA

Yeah, and where was Gilgrim two months ago when Liverpool was atop the Premier League table?

Ok, so I sent a rambling e-mail to Gilgrim (I think) two weeks ago. It went like this:

Hey,

Sorry about still not being around much. The last two weeks I’ve been getting to the store at 6 am. Which means I get up at 4:30. But since I don’t go to bed until after 11, and then wake up for an hour around 2, I’m just about dead and useless at home. Basically, I’m a zombie who wants to eat pie instead of brains.

So I had this weird dream I want to turn into a comic.

The dream, as far as I can tell, happened in comic panels.

I was on trial for something…I’m not sure what. You were defending me. The jury was made up of Smurfs, all of whom looked angry (maybe I stepped on Smurffette or something). For some reason, Clarence Darrow was the prosecuting attorney. All of the scenes were very bright/colorful ala an episode of the Smurfs. There was one “panel” where Katrina was sitting behind me with both the kids crying.

I think I got off on a technicality and all the Smurfs were pissed. Darrow yelled something about justice being thwarted.

I don’t know.

Also, I saw that Unicorn v Werewolf thing.

I’m writing a short story called “After the Unicorns.” I won’t tell you what it’s about, but the word “Cornocaplyse” figures prominently.

I may be losing my mind.

So there you go. I’m not sure what (if any) insight I’m expecting anyone to gain from that, but we’re all about the full disclosure here.

And that stuff about the unicorn story is true. Although, I think I might submit it to a journal, so I won’t be posting it here. Well, after it gets rejected I’ll probably post it.

So, you ever wonder what the site might look like in a miscellaneous asian laguage…well, voila!

And, because I really want to infect everyone with my sickness, please enjoy some more Phineas and Ferb.

The space armada from the planet Plumbing Supplies! Fucking brilliant!

The Von Bondies — Nite Train