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Fever Dreams

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I will be back to comment some more on this and offer a form of explination in a whee bit but for now, it should be known that several things did happen at once in real life that lead to this:

  • I was horribly, horribly ill this weekend
  • I had a fever of a little over 102F
  • I did have a full night of Fever Dreams (although not scary like in this strip)
  • …and I ended up eating beef 3 separate times

As I said, i will explain more in a bit.

–Aleister

Death Cab for cutie – Twin Sized Bed

The Internetz Scarify Me Something Fierce

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So I’m wasting time on Fark this morning before work and the sidebar add, one by my bookmines employer, says “Bookmines get what you want” and shows two James P Blaylock novels.

I’m sure this has something to do with something related to my personal internetz usage, but it just freaked me the fuck out.

Seriously, it’s like the internetz knows me better than anyone else.

Did I possibly miss the launching of Skynet?

I kinda hate myself right now.

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I think there is a chance of a comic being done sometime today or this weekend. Maybe I’m being blindly optimistic…probably. Anyway, I have a few minutes right now so I thought I’d share a few things…

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Bookishness is in my blood…god help me

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I mean, I have a master’s in English, an MFA in creative writing, teach writing and I work in a bookstore. You all (all six of you) know this. Everyday, though, I am starting to become ever more concerned about the state of publishing/books/literacy in this country.

Remember the HarperCollins is just Harper’s thing from last week? Well, I currently (stupidly) hold a “supervisory” style position at the bookmines and everything I keep hearing from further up the chain is…what’s bleaker than bleak? My particular bookmine is actually not doing too badly, but my bookmine is also at one of the most affluent malls in north america. Even when the other 99.9999999 percent of the country has no extra money OC asshats driving BMW’s will still drop money at my mall. Now that’s good for me personally because it means I keep getting checks from bookmines inc., but in general the company is expecting things to get a lot worse. What’s bad for us, the humble bookminers, is even worse for the publishing companies because we also sell other shit that isn’t books. Hell, our “stationary” division is one of the most profitable parts of our business.

So I’m idly waiting for the inevitable implosion of the NY publishing industry when I happen upon this (thanks mojo), which I’ll now share the most important (I think) excerpt of:

If King, Dan Brown, JK Rowling and Patricia Cornwell were all to decide to move to selling their books online themselves, rather than going through a publisher, they’d certainly benefit financially. Typically, an author only receives about £1 for every copy of their book sold. Rather than relying on a publisher, big-name authors could afford to simply employ an editor, a PR person, a typesetter and a designer. They could price their books at only £2 or £3 and still make much more money than under the current system.

But without the revenue from these authors underpinning the publishers, the current system would be unworkable. And what would happen then? It’s hard to know. Clearly publishing houses would have to become much smaller, and authors who aren’t international bestsellers wouldn’t be able to benefit from the useful upfront advances. It would be harder to keep writing as a midlist author if you didn’t have a private income. People would still want to seek out great new writers, and so the brands of well-known publishers would still be valuable, enabling readers to sort the wheat from the chaff. But Penguin, Harper Collins and Random House could just become badges on ebook aggregator channels rather than the book-production engines they are today.

In a lot of ways, I would like to see the major houses crumble. If stroll through the “Fiction” section of any bookstore you find (there are exceptions, of course) a lot of novels that sound alike, look alike, and are written alike. Say what you want about music labels stifling the evolution of music (indie labels/bands have been making and selling music for decades) it is WAY harder for a small publishing house to sustain itself. God help you if you are an author with even wisps of non-traditionality in your writing (again, there are always exceptions). In my mind, I see the crumbling of the NY publishing houses as a way of freeing writers, both artistically and logistically. Maybe it would be harder to make money as writer if Stephen King were to self publish, but last I checked it’s nearly fucking impossible to make money at it while he isn’t self publishing so from where I stand it’s no different.

One thing it would definitely change, though, is book retail. If the larger houses no longer accounted for a majority of fiction sales in this country (if all the major writers followed the above formula) then retailers (if there were any left) would be more free to stock their stores as they saw fit. Either that or every non-used book store in the country would just fold up as well.

Anyway…

On a slightly related matter, click this link and vote for Knights of the Cornerstone for Best Fantasy Novel. Even if you haven’t read it!

Kate Nash — We Get On

Something I Forgot to Mention

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I’m about to run off to “teach” but I suddenly realized that I had wanted to mention something last week and didn’t.

Did anyone else watch “Important Things“? It’s basically a 30 minute version of Demetri Martin’s stand up routine which, if you’ve never seen, is the type of stand up comedy I would want to do if I could tell jokes, had timing, or were funny in any conceivable way. This clip below isn’t something I’d call “classic” Demetri (if there is such a thing) but I think you will all appreciate it nonetheless.

I believe that last week’s episode is being rerun tonight at 10:30. And if you think about it, 30 minutes of Demetri Martin, followed by 30 minutes of John Stewart, followed by 30 minutes of Stephen Colbert might be the greatest 90 minutes of television ever.

Bon Iver — Blood Bank

Second Post Today, Also Not a Comic

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See, I have free time today between class and work. I also have a short story to finish but there were some news style items from the past week I wanted to highlight.

First off, HarperCollins is now just Harper, I guess. It was announced this week that the Collins division (and Bowen Press) would be shut down and the publishing duties distributed through the remaining imprints. Basically, it means that several executives/editors/probably a lot of underlings got the boot which always sucks but especially now in this reading less society with no foreseeable economic future that isn’t total ruin.

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First Post Today, Not a Comic

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I’m sitting in a McDonald’s eating my reasonable approximation of a breakfast and just as I was about to leave Phineas and Ferb came on…this particular McDonald’s has several flat screen panels in the “eating” area.

Now I have to sit here and watch the rest of it. I’ll be with you in a bit…

Man that was good.

In case you’re curious, it was the S’winter episode:

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