Archive for December, 2008
I am a shit.
4Look, it’s not as if I want to be neglectful. I really don’t. The thesis has been turned in and now I find out my fate on Friday. Well, actually I meet with my committee on Friday and then they get to ask me questions. I had decided not to share this, but fuck, I’m so exhausted I don’t care. The requirements of the thesis were that it include a “Statement of Purpose” not to exceed three pages. Here is my “Statement of Purpose”:
I believe that there are many writers who pursue a career creating prose works of long fiction with the direct aim of fashioning their work into what would generally be considered art, or at the very least, works with some artistic sensibilities. I appreciate this type of work on an intellectual (and often) emotional level.
I am not, however, one of these writers.
My aim as a writer is to, as best I can, craft compelling stories of a fantastical nature. If a reader comes away from my work having been entertained, then, in my estimation, I am successful as a writer.
Any other reaction, on the reader’s part, can be solely attributed to the reader.
I am not a creator of art.
I do not claim to have any insights into the human condition, nor am I interested in plumbing the mysteries of existence.
I want to sale my work for money.
If my work is enjoyed enough by those who read it then, hopefully, I can sell some more at a future time.
I believe that every novel could be improved by the inclusion of at least one werewolf.
I do not believe that there is any shame in writing “genre fiction.”
To that end, I present this excerpt from my second novel, Descent: Broken as my MFA thesis.
I really believe that shit about the werewolves. When I was taking a workshop with Tim Powers I actually said that in class so it’s not as if I’m pulling it out of my ass now.
Anyway, even though the thesis is done I’ve still been MIA because I have somewhere around 35 pages yet to write. Half of that is a research paper on Don DeLillo’s The Names, and the other half is a research paper/story about Calvino’s If on a winter’s night a traveler and Robbe-Grillet’s For a New Novel. If I weren’t in the final week of 7 semesters of grad school, I’d be really excited about both of these (I know, I know, why the hell should I be excited about this shit?…I’m a fucking lit nerd, what can I say *shrug*).
So, long story…well, still kinda long, I’ll still be out for most of next week.
The Blaylock signing took place at my store and was the second largest signing I’ve personally seen at a Borders (Clive Barker at my store in SF in 2001 brought in like 250 people) with somewhere around 70 (rough guess). Blaylock read the first two chapters of Knights of the Cornerstone and generally rocked it.
I felt bad (well, just a little) about making him sign eight books just for me.
If you didn’t make it down, do yourself a favor and go buy the book because, even though I should be spending all my time writing or grading, I am in the fifth chapter and it’s (at this point) as good as The Last Coin.
See you guys soon.
Babyshambles — In Love With a Feeling
NR The Holiday Spirit
20Greetings Normalinauts. Lookie, lookie, I finally figured out how to make a post for tyhe actual comic section O_O woo-hoo! You’re all doomed now… >__>
This week’s comic actually was supposed to be number 2 in last week’s line up since the Save the Monkey Project comic went up on an off-date. Unfortunately, things got a bit hectic and we weren’t able to post it when we wanted (and I was a bit late in wrapping it up). But just the same, here it is, ready for your enjoyment.
This comic stems from a conversation between myself and miss April about alternate xmas iconography. So much of this holiday has been anthropomorphically personified by elves, santa, reindeer, moose, penguins and sundry other cold weather animals, beasties and mythological creatures. We thought that there was plenty of room in the beastiery pantheon to add a few new creatures, which begat the first couple of designs shown in the comic and lovingly modeled by the gobos.
As for the last one, well, that came from (as in the comic) a very literal analysis of what the xian version of the winter holidays are all about. And literalism being what it is, I took it to the logical end and you get the “the Crowning of Christ” as seen in the final panel. Yes, it is exactly what it sounds like. It is exactly what it looks like. And yes, if there actually were such a thing as a xian hell, I’m sure that my future table reservation would already be firmly reserved. Luckily, this isn’t the case. But all the same, if someone is offended by this, I would apologize, except I would find it hypocritical to do so, however, it was not my intention to insense anyone or upset them personally. Sorry, religion is funny, life is funny, and NR has been pretty even about leveling its venomous sights on anyone and everyone (as illustrated below).
Salem and Tako are here to represent for NR
Kilian will be resurfacing to the land of the living and cognascent sometime in the very near future. As a matter of fact, he did prepare script for this week’s comic (not shown) which dealt directly with his current experience and degree of fatigue. Funnily enough, I was writing this comic with that in mind as well, and presented him in the fashion/state in which I envision him to currently be. Life immitating are or vice versa as you see fit.
We love you all,
–Aleister
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Aha – Take On Me
Save the Monkey Project
4‘Allo everyone, and welcome to an off-date posting of Normality Restored. Normally, we would be putting this up on Friday, but holidays sometimes screw things up. Kilian will be back later, but for now he has to finish wearing down his nose on the Thesis grind stone.
However(!), there was a comic made, in fact I actually finished before I left for my own holiday journey on Wed. But like I said, despite the best preparations these things can still get lost in the shuffle. It’s no big deal, because lookie, it will be likely that you get 2(!) comics this week, barring that we get lazy after this post.
As for the comic itself, I must admit that this was entirely spurned by my own selfish motivations, and done without the aesthetic help/direction or word-smithing-genius of or own beloved Kilian. I have since received his blessing for this strip even though it is skewing a bit from the norm… or maybe not… I’m not sure that we have a norm yet… do we?
