That quote is still awesome

P.S. And who was the one who wanted to SEE “Dude, Where’s my car?” Where at least I like to laught at how terrible it was/is.

And how is “I hope she does the soup thing. It’s always a hoot, and we don’t all die from it.” not one of the greatest quotes of all time?

“I brought you some supper but if you’d prefer a lecture, I’ve a few very catchy ones prepped…sin and hellfire… one has lepers.”

Zoe “Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It’s a toss-up.”
Walsh “I hope she does the soup thing. It’s always a hoot, and we don’t all die from it.”

Wash: “Yeah well, if she doesn’t give us some extra flow from the engine room to offset the burn through, this landing is gonna get pretty interesting.”
Mal: “Define interesting.”
Wash: “Oh god oh god we’re all gonna die?”
Mal: “This is the captain. We have a…little problem with our engine sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then…explode.”

This one is kinda long but oh well:

Early: “Alright, that’s all the hide-and-seek I got time for. (shouting) I know you’re on this ship, little girl! Here’s how this goes: show yourself and finish this exchange, or your brother’s brains’ll be flyin’ every whichaway! (normal tone) You understand, I’m sort of on the clock here, it’s a little frustrating. ”
River: “You’re wrong, Early. ”
Early: “I’m not wrong, dumpling, I will shoot your brother dead if you don’t- ”
River: “Wrong about River. River’s not on the ship. They didn’t want her here. But she couldn’t make herself leave. So she melted. Melted away. They didn’t know she could do that. But she did.”
Early: “Not sure I take your meaning there. ”
River: “I’m not on the ship. I’m in the ship. I am the ship. ”
Simon: “River- ”
River: “River’s gone. ”
Early: “Then who exactly are we talking to?”
River: “Talking to Serenity. And Early? Serenity is very unhappy. ”
Early: “Where’d she go? ”
Simon: “I can’t keep track of her when she’s not incorporeally possessing a spaceship — don’t look at me.”

On a sidenote, I totally want to set-up a movie night to watch “Big Trouble in Little China.”

“It’s good to be the king.”

“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”