Why do I feel complete confidence in making the above assertion?
If I were not, in fact, “the greatest” then why on earth, I ask, would I have received the greatest Father’s Day gift ever given?
Just what is said gift you ask?
Imagine if this, and then separately, this, were put through a process by which said images were to adorn a shirt. Then imagine that said shirts were just the perfect size to fit my slightly pudgy frame. Then, stay with me now, imagine if said shirts were presented to me yesterday on the aforementioned day of father’s.
Ah yes, after much hoping and praying, NORMALITY RESTORED NOW EXISTS IN SHIRT FORM! Two shirts, to be precise. Not, I should add, two shirt styles, but two shirts total, and I OWN THEM BOTH!
Bow at me feet because I am so awesome!
One thousand and one thanks to my most awesomest wife for this, the greatest present any father has ever received on his day, and several hundred thanks to gilgrim for aiding her endeavor.
Very cool. Are we going to see some pics of said shirts adorning said slightly pudgy frame?
Yes. Seconded. Preferrably with you eating bacon.
pictures…of me…doubtful…
that is AWESOME….i third tengu and kerris notion.