The Sun is…what’s better then awesomely outrageous?
You know The Sun, right? The British “paper” that’s a mishmash of news, sports, soft-core porn and just plain weird ass shit. Today, I read this story, about a man, wearing a blood stained night gown and slippers, who walked into a kebab shop, informed the workers that he killed someone, and then sat in the eatery with his head in his hands until the police arrived. But wait! It gets better. The man, it turns out, is Anthony Morley, the first winner of Mr Gay UK. Hold on…we’re not done yet. When the police go into the Morley’s apartment, they find that he had cut a chunk of leg “meat” off of the victim, and
They found flesh on the kitchen worktop. Tests proved it was human. A police source said: “It appears it was being prepared for cooking.”
Disturbingly well done Sun. Well done, indeed.
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May 2nd, 2008 at 8:44 am
Ewww. Hopefully the leg chunk was the only thing tasted.
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:46 am
The article isn’t exactly clear, but the impression I got was that it hadn’t been consumed.
May 2nd, 2008 at 9:00 am
BTW, are we getting a new poll soon?
May 2nd, 2008 at 10:11 am
Yeah, I’ve been laggin and the polls…but hey, the comics have been more consistent.
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:10 pm
wow i think that guy is a bit off
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:15 pm
just a bit?
May 3rd, 2008 at 12:50 am
*puts hot dogs away, chooses to subside today on Rice Krispie Bars*
Thank you SO much.