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GNoI – 4-28-08
Welcome to this, your Monday, heaping, helping of Game Industry News, or Game News of Interest (GNoI) as we are lovingly known. GTAIV is coming out this week, and again, due to the very staggering amount of hype and lots of money to be made industry-side GTAIV is still taking center stage in one form or another in the industry news. Yet, despite the fact that even Guinness Records is watching the launch there is still plenty of industry news, so here we go, on to what should be known from the unknown – GNoI Monday edition!
Blockbuster video is strongly tackling the idea of expanding their current line-up to include more games (sales/rentals). This should come as little surprise considering the even stronger rumors of a possible Blockbuster take over of CircuitCity.
According to EA CEO, John Riccitiello, some Hollywood execs are shaking in their boots about the possibility that GTAIV may show the Halo3 effect on big budget movie offerings such as IronMan this week.
Guinness World Records is looking at GTAIV to make some new sales numbers in the epic sort of way, and apparently are preparing for the likely event that GTAIV will have the largest launch in vid-game history.
In the wake of the recent (and failed) attempts by EA to absorb in blob-like-fashion, Take2, there have been quite a few comments on both sides of the fence. The newest and somewhat surprisingly bold is from Activision’s Bobby Kotick, who offhandedly commented that EA steals the souls of many studios.
Freaky Creatures, a toy-based multi-platform v-pet/VW is opening Beta reg, and is hoping for a Spring 2008 launch (better move fast) – to coincide with the Beta and upcoming ‘full’ launch, they are giving away an Alienware gaming laptop, along with other prizes.
On the gama, there is a good opine piece on the need for subtext in games.
And here it is to wrap up this Monday edition of GNoI your moment(s) of zen, complete with Real Bowsers, check-lists for Nerdom, Blood eating Cars, and game selling cash-back/eBay scams. We now introduce you to your moment of zen, now with less trans-fat!:
More romantic gaming-themed haikus of rejection, loss and love!
Blank Game Resell Scam earns $20kUSD+ in malicious monies

There is often a reason why the most ‘hardcore’ fanboys are single and living in their parent’s basements…
–Aleister
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about 2 years ago
That picture burned my brain.
about 2 years ago
I hurt now.
about 2 years ago
Come on people…THAT GUY IS GOLD!
about 2 years ago
On the flip side, did anyone see Deal or No Deal with all the models dressed up as slave girl Princess Leia?
about 2 years ago
Unfortunately, yes. I’m guessing Lucas got a nice paycheck out of that whole stunt. I couldn’t really stomach it and flipped back to the Laker’s game…everything I once held dear about Star Wars seems to have slowly devolved into ridiculousness…
about 2 years ago
I just don’t understand why Lucas is selling out like that? Wasn’t his big thing years ago, wanting to maintain control to prevent this type of event from happening?
about 2 years ago
I guess he needed another solid gold, diamond encrusted, 20 person jacuzzi, cause you can never have too many of those.
about 2 years ago
Just to set it straight I’m not against dressing up as a character but there are limitations on what the human mind can take such as the above photo. My personal preference goes more along the lines of this
about 2 years ago
Right, so your sexist. Got it!
about 2 years ago
I can live with that, though I was refering more along the lines of his consume being a bit too exposed. Okay, NO MAN should ever wear tights, or speedos!!!
about 2 years ago
Aleister wore tights, professionally and everything… but he’s too old now.
about 2 years ago
Old schmold!
about 2 years ago
I’ve seen how tight he wears his pants!
about 2 years ago
And he wears those pants tight.
about 2 years ago
The above girl is attending the PAX so I doubt she will be hard to miss.
P.S. Tight pants are still better than tights.
about 2 years ago
First off, someone like Baryshnikov can wear tights all he wants…secondly, how do you know this girl is attending PAX?
about 2 years ago
Duh, I’m the “Elite Dataz Haxor,” that’s how I know.
Um no, even the likes of Baryshnikov should not wear tights though those of the female persuasion might disagree. He can wear tight tight pants all he wants just not tights(Man law 494).
about 2 years ago
Wrong. So wrong, in fact, that you aren’t just the opposite of right, but rather the negation of it. Your “man laws” are totally flawed and without merit.
Any male, professional, ballet dancer is, I hate to break it to your severely lacking alpha-male heart, a complete and total bad ass. It’s the plain and simple truth.
I will also point out that the singlet, the uniform worn by wrestlers (real wrestlers, like in the Olympics) are, basically, tights cut into shorts. And I know Tengu has my back when I say that wrestlers (again, real wrestlers) are total bad ass as well.
about 2 years ago
Yes, real wrestlers are total bad ass. It’s like being in Thunderdome, “Two go in, one comes out.”
about 2 years ago
The fact that the man laws are totally flawed is what makes them so awesome.
So you enjoy looking at a another man’s junk cause that is the only way I can see standing up for the tights.
about 2 years ago
No, dude, again you demonstrate your total lack of knowledge, vis a vi, areas that require tights. In wrestling, it is necessary to have tight fitting apparel for two reasons 1. loose fitting apparel would impede the wrestler’s ability to effectively implement and use moves and 2. you could also use loose fitting apparel to cheat.
In dance, one of the key elements are the lines that the dancer’s limbs create and, , especially in regards to the male ballet performers, the (for lack of a better word) stability the male lends to a performance in relation to the females flowing grace. Wearing gangsta’ baggy pants would totally undermine both of those things.
Your fear and apprehension of seeing “another man’s junk” is, I think, evidence of some latent homosexuality. Get over it exsulis, it’s 2008.
I know for a fact that gilgrim would back me up on this if he were anywhere to be found
Lastly, having laws that are flawed only means that they are flawed, which is not awesome.
about 2 years ago
I do know about wrestling (fun times), and the reasoning behind wearing tight fitting apparel. Wrestling isn’t the only activity that requires tight fitting apparel. Swimming requires tight fitting Speedos to reduce drag.
Um no, I just take no pleasure in checking out another man’s junk. Why don’t I have any fear of seeing, or apprehension toward the “junk” it’s called a locker room we’ve all been there. I do believe it was 1998 when people stopped caring so you’re a bit behind the times Kilian.
Being 100% stupid, and the “guy thing” is what makes the man laws funny, and thus awesome. It’s so far out there that it can’t possibly be accepted as good, or politically correct.
about 2 years ago
OK, then you accept that they are retarded, and in so being, have no bearing on the idea of men wearing tights…thus we agree.
Let us celebrate with the mixing of chocolate and milk…
And lastly I’d say, stop staring at the guy’s crotch, and you won’t see his junk…
about 2 years ago
I never said that the Man Laws in any shape or form were liget just awesome, and a code for all mankind(being politically incorrect).
How about the mixing of pudding mix, and milk? As for some odd reason I really want pudding.
(edited because it was just too wrong)
about 2 years ago
Pudding does sound good…actually, sugar in any form sounds good, I had a few bites of a mango yesterday, and that was it…even the pudding I ate last night was sugar free