Archive for April, 2008

More Time Wasting…

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Well, I find that thanks to the Visual Bookshelf I am spending way too much time on Facebook in the last two days. I’ve always wondered just how many books I’ve read…though adding them all might take, some large large amount of indefinite time. But now I have a friend that I haven’t seen, literally, in 10 years, so that’s pretty awesome.

Maybe we’ll have a Gilgrim sighting later. Maybe we’ll have, yet another, comic this Friday (it’s written, anyway…or, there’s a script, which may or may not be final). Maybe I’ll finish episode three of TDLTW. Maybe the sun will explode and none of it will matter. Only time will tell.

The Bouncing Souls – Kids and Heroes

Wasting Time

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I should be, and for all you know I am, working on novel #2. What I am really doing, in fact, is wasting time. See this sentence right here, that’s me wasting more time.

I now have six friends on Facebook, and I have been led to believe that the friend requests I sent by utilizing my various e-mail address books are faulty in some manner so, I will just open it up again and say that if I need to send you a specific request just send the a mail (electronic like) to kilian.heap@gmail.com. And the NR group now has three member/officers as Tengu has been dubbed “Expert Practitioner of Far-East Voodoo.”

Gilgrim was interwebz-MIA today, except for an e-mail sent from his phone. There was a picture attached. A very humorous and entertaining picture, but I will not post it…OH NO…that is his (or APril’s) prerogative. So I am having gilgrim withdrawals.

I’m also having soda withdrawals as I haven’t had any for about 24 hours. My teeth are itchy. Is that normal?

Alright back to work…or sleep…I do have to get up in about 5 hours, actually.

Nine Black Alps – Unsatisfied

Brief piece of Star Wars news.

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Jezmon has informed me (and, by proxy, all Normalinauts) that free Star Wars book type stuffs are available for a limited time! I suggest downloading the audio book because that shit is expensive, yo!

The Donnas – Take It Off

Some Words of Thanks, and…various stuffs

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So thanks for the support Normalinauts! Some day my ship will come in (read: book will be published). Also, thanks to Mojo for the shout out and I think the phrase “book of complete win” may have to be the title of my second novel…

Because I am often looking for ways to “not work” while sitting at my desk all day, I have, inexplicably, joined Facebook and set up a Normality Restored group. If you are in any of my various e-mail address books, then you likely received an invitation to “be my friend.” So far, I have two friends…exsulis, because I badgered him on gchat yesterday and, oddly, Ze Frank. I guess the rest of you really don’t like me…no, that’s alright, I’m not going to cry…I mean, I did just get my novel rejected and everything…and now no one (et tu gilgrim?) wants to be my cyber-friend. Huh? That sounds a little dirty. So if you did get an invitation and haven’t replied, I want you to know you have wounded me deeply. If you haven’t received one, and you do want to be my friend, drop me the electronic style mail kilian.heap@gmail.com. As an added bonus, anyone who joins the NR facebook group will get a specially crafted, personalized, mediocre, officer title. Just ask exsulis, “Elite Dataz Haxor.”

OK, I have to bring this up because it bothers me on so many levels, but first, a bit of background.

I took three years of photography in high school. I would say, more then anything else, being in a dark room was the most important (at the time) aspect of my time in high school. For a few different reasons I did not end up majoring in photography in college. I did, however, start a photography club and was said club’s president for two years (admittedly, I did little the second year) while in college. My wife was a photo communications major, and spent six months in London studying photography beyond her degree. So let’s just say that photography is something we take pretty seriously in our house. That was part of the reason I previously brought up the Lindsey Lohan/New York Magazine “thing.”

So it should surprise no one that I am now interested in the Miley Cyrus/Vanity Fair “thing.” Long story short, Miley posed for a photo shoot for the upcoming Vanity Fair. She’s wearing a sheet. Here’s one picture from the shoot, and here’s some behind the scenes pictures. Here’s one other (very) important piece of information. The photographer was Annie Leibovitz. In case you are unfamiliar, Leibovitz is the premiere (and I mean that literally, there is no one bigger or more important) celebrity photographer in the world. There are others, of course, Mario Testino and Herb Ritts (though Ritts passed away a few years ago) come to mind. But no one else has the reputation or portfolio of Leibovitz.

This is important because, now that the “sheet” photo has appeared online, Cyrus has come out against the photos.

Here’s the thing. I get that Miley is 15. I do. I have a daughter, I get it. But how is a photo shoot, one that her family was at no less, with a world renowned photographer (Leibovitz was the photographer who last captured John Lennon, by the way) worse then, oh I don’t know, her showing her bra off?

You may disagree. I can see where someone might think that the Vanity Fair shoot was borderline child porn. I think that opinion is wrong, but I can respect it. The fact that this was a shoot with Annie f’ing Leibovitz, I think, instantly adds artistic credibility (much as I argued in regard to the Lohan shoot). So why doesn’t Miley and her family stand behind the photos? I mean, all they would really have to say is, “IT’S ANNIE LEIBOVITZ!” Sort of, god I cringe to say this, in the way that Lohan defended her photos.

My guess, and others have said this as well, is that Disney has put pressure on the clan Cyrus to distance themselves from the photos. I don’t really see why. In this context, I would say the pictures have a decidedly less sexual inclination then say, a red carpet or some other “hollywood” style event where 15 year old Cyrus is wearing an ultra revealing gown, thousands of dollars of jewelry, and is done up like it’s prom night.

Gogol Bordello – Immigrant Punk

GNoI – 4-28-08

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Welcome to this, your Monday, heaping, helping of Game Industry News, or Game News of Interest (GNoI) as we are lovingly known. GTAIV is coming out this week, and again, due to the very staggering amount of hype and lots of money to be made industry-side GTAIV is still taking center stage in one form or another in the industry news. Yet, despite the fact that even Guinness Records is watching the launch there is still plenty of industry news, so here we go, on to what should be known from the unknown – GNoI Monday edition!

Blockbuster video is strongly tackling the idea of expanding their current line-up to include more games (sales/rentals). This should come as little surprise considering the even stronger rumors of a possible Blockbuster take over of CircuitCity.

According to EA CEO, John Riccitiello, some Hollywood execs are shaking in their boots about the possibility that GTAIV may show the Halo3 effect on big budget movie offerings such as IronMan this week.

Guinness World Records is looking at GTAIV to make some new sales numbers in the epic sort of way, and apparently are preparing for the likely event that GTAIV will have the largest launch in vid-game history.

In the wake of the recent (and failed) attempts by EA to absorb in blob-like-fashion, Take2, there have been quite a few comments on both sides of the fence. The newest and somewhat surprisingly bold is from Activision’s Bobby Kotick, who offhandedly commented that EA steals the souls of many studios.

Freaky Creatures, a toy-based multi-platform v-pet/VW is opening Beta reg, and is hoping for a Spring 2008 launch (better move fast) – to coincide with the Beta and upcoming ‘full’ launch, they are giving away an Alienware gaming laptop, along with other prizes.

On the gama, there is a good opine piece on the need for subtext in games.

Despite the need to not do horrible things to the proud tradition of cinema (we still can’t seem to stop Uwe Boll either), the Dragonball movie is continuing production.


Because there is so much hype and it was bound to be covered eventually, here is the official impression list of links and reviews/previews for GTAIV courtesy of Kotaku.

Miyamoto wants kiddies to play outside and put down their games… unless it’s a Wii or DS title, because you know, those burn calories too and can be played outdoors.

And here it is to wrap up this Monday edition of GNoI your moment(s) of zen, complete with Real Bowsers, check-lists for Nerdom, Blood eating Cars, and game selling cash-back/eBay scams. We now introduce you to your moment of zen, now with less trans-fat!:

In the wake of RealMario, it wasn’t going to be long before someone else went after the other SM characters – this time, it’s RealBowser!

In case you don’t know if you are or not, TechRadar has a list of 11 signs to check off in-case you are unknowingly a hard-core gamer [read: antisocial-NERD]

More romantic gaming-themed haikus of rejection, loss and love!

Blank Game Resell Scam earns $20kUSD+ in malicious monies

Blood Car, which is a title on par with 70′s lost ‘classic’ “Death Bed: The Bed That Eats People”, is being highlighted on io9 despite obvious apings of JhonenVasquez’s own human eating car movie idea from yrs ago.


There is often a reason why the most ‘hardcore’ fanboys are single and living in their parent’s basements…

–Aleister

Beck – Think I’m In Love

I will now share my epic failure with all of you.

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Longtime (well, not so long…) Normalinauts are aware of my second job, and what a wonderful job it is. And even though I’ve come to oddly enjoy the routine anal cavity searches, after seven years, I’m finding less and less reasons as to why I still work there (oh yeah, I know you’re reading this ms. love, but I know you know it’s nothing personal…).

One reason that I stuck around was an interesting…stunt?…the company was trying. As one who has a perfectly good fantasy novel sitting around, I was intrigued, you might say, at the prospect of getting it published in such a way that 500 bookstores across the country would all have it prominently displayed (and, no doubt, have some sort of “contest” related to the selling of said book).

Instead of selecting my book, the powers that be have decided to publish something called “The Killer of Orchids.” Sound good? Well, take a look at the synopsis that appears in the official press release:

“The Killer of Orchids,” follows two amateur sleuths, Xander Pooka, an 11-year old boy who is bright-beyond-his-years, and Jeff Redwing, a single, gay computer genius, as they investigate the murder of two local men by a samurai. Their investigation leads them into an underground ring where murder is the game and they become the hunted.

Maybe I’m just bitter, seeing as how my book was passed over, but doesn’t that synopsis seem like a joke or a bad SNL sketch. But my guess is that this thing makes it onto the New York Time’s Bestseller list. If everyone and his brother would read something as bad as The Da Vinci Code (which is probably one of the three worst books I’ve ever had the misfortune of reading) then no doubt “The Killer of Orchids” will find a large audience.

And if my novel lost to that, well then, what does that say about my writing?

The one small piece of information that I take solace in is that the winning novel will not be published until quarter 1 of 2009…by that time, Border’s may not, in fact, exist as a company anymore

Joy Division – Heart and Soul

Because People Asked! Pictures!

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Here is your incredible and overflowing dose of cuteness featuring our son Salem Ezra Grey, the ever-lovely miss APrilhead, and my ever- ragged-self. Thanks also to all of the lovely Tricksters who have been chatting it up and giving their congrats on the MyTrix Forums! ♥

Ok, see you all on Monday! Take care!

–Aleister

Blaqk Audio – Stiff Kittens

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