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One of the best headlines I’ve read in at least a month!

March 28th, 2008

No joke, but an article up on abcactionnews.com, the Tamba Bay ABC affliate, actually reads “Boozy Bosworth has no memory of sex scene.” Now that’s journalism!

You know what? It’s a short article so I’ll just excerpt the whole thing…

Actress Kate Bosworth has no recollection of her love scene with co-star Jim Sturgess in new gambling film 21 - because she was so drunk.

The Superman Returns star drank to calm her nerves before the revealing scene - but admits she overdid it.

She says, “We were both so drunk. Jim and I became such good friends, we decided to have a couple of drinks, loosen up and go for it.”

Sturgess adds, “We were on Grey Goose (vodka), I think. It was brilliant for about half an hour. As we continued to drink, it just became sloppy and messy. I couldn’t stand up at one point.”

In 21, Bosworth and Sturgess play college students who use their brains to break the bank in Las Vegas.

My question is, how is that experience any different then 95% of all one night stands in this country?

kilian

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Tags: Boozy Bosworth, Good/Bad/Good Again Journalism

This entry was posted on Friday, March 28th, 2008 at 9:23 am and is filed under Actors, Actresses, Assorted Celebrities, Fake News, Post. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

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  1. Tengu
    March 28th, 2008 at 10:59 am

    Why does this even qualify as news for ABC? They should have let FOX run this one, it’s more up their alley.

  2. exsulis
    March 28th, 2008 at 10:59 am

    Well, for one they didn’t actually have sex but usually there is some kind of question of what happened the previous night, and that question comes up later along with “OMG.” I believe the coined term is Gray Rape in some circles.

  3. kilian
    March 28th, 2008 at 11:04 am

    And why would you know that term, there, exsulis…why indeed?

  4. Kerri
    March 28th, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    25% of them end in preganacy?

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