I know Tengu is, for sure! But these newly released images of Snake Eyes makes we long for the days when Duke would pull the VAMP into Headquarters after a long day of kickin’ COBRA tail!
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So It Is Written
Grandad was superstitious about books. He thought that if you had enough of them around, education leaked out, like radioactivity.
— Terry Pratchett, Johnny and the DeadCategorical Normality

Yo, f*cking Joe! We may have to have a big get together so we can all see the movie.
Oh HELL yeah.
Apparently Marlon Wayans is set to play Ripcord for the movie. Here’s the link for the whole cast: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1046173/fullcredits#cast
That cast list, while including Sienna Miller and Rachel Nichols (both of whom are highly stalkable), also includes the aforementioned Marlon Wayans (which is bad), and some guy named Channing Tatum to play Duke…
Channing Tatum, by the way, was in “She’s the Man,” “Step Up,” and “Step Up 2″…AND HE’S PLAYING DUKE!!!!!! That can’t be right!
I just want to know, “Where’s Quick Kick?” Can’t a brother have a chance at auditioning for Quick Kick?
And yes, I would totally stalk Rachel Nichols.
All I saw was they have a brunette playing Duke and a blond playing the Baroness. I know hair can be dyed, but… WOE.