You might just want to read this Guardian article/interview with Terry Pratchett. I thought about excerpting parts of it, but as with most anything that Pratchett’s name is attached to, it is more a disservice to excerpt then anything else. Just read the whole thing.
I will, however, just relate my one anecdote about when I met Mr. Pratchett. Well, I’ll relate a piece of it, at any rate. If you want a full version, my previous interwebz alter-ego did a bang up job of telling the story some time ago…
One point that wasn’t mentioned before, though, was that there was a water leak (from the store’s air conditioning system) above and to the side of where Pratchett was sitting during all three hours of his appearance. Every 10 seconds or so a few drips would trickle down just a few feet from Pratchett’s head. As the wife and I approached Pratchett, though, something like 20 oz. of water cascaded down. Inside one of the two books that he signed Pratchett wrote “James, Duck!” and then signed his name.
That, my friends, is awesomeness at its most awesomest!
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So It Is Written
There is always hope. Only because that is the one thing that no one has figured out how to kill yet.
— J. Michael Straczynski, Racing the NightCategorical Normality

…Who is James?
Or have I just discovered your name?
dun dun DUN
Hmmm, that must have been a typo…
Pay no attention to that typo! It means nothing.
Methinks you doth protest too much, Jimbo.
Whoa now…don’t make me block you…I’m just saying…
Indeed.
Blocketh not, for I enjoy being thy sixth reader.
Actually, according to the “Who Loves Normality” board, you’re currently reader #2…take that everyone who isn’t Tengu!
I’m only the board leader because it’s the only way to have semi-meaningful communication with you due to work, wife and baby constraints. Plus, I work at home and waste an equal amount of time between work and the interwebz.