I know you missed me, like a little self-cutting, emo-mall-goth-tweenie misses her fave-indieband’s appearance at the local hotdog barn… which all of her friends called to tell her about afterwards because it was so cool, which then caused even deeper depression, resulting in her ending her life by systematically force-feeding herself Lego bits until she choked…
yep, that much! I know. Ok, aside from testing how painfully long I can make entry titles here on the ol’ Normality, I did want to drop in for a bit, because I was obviously and completely absent this last week. So to make up for it, here’s a nonsense-filled-egotistical meme, of no merit whatsoever! Yay! I stole this from Doctor Mary, so blame her for bringing it into existence anywhere near me O_O:
1. Last person you had a deep and meaningful conversation with?
April.
2. Where was the last place you went?
Dropped off April to the book mines.
3. Does your Ex/Ex’s miss you?
Um, I doubt it - never asked, don’t really care.
Where the hell’s number 4?
5. Look at your 3rd friend on myspace. think about it, do you really like them?
Hey it’s boyfriend Carl! Maybe he knows where the 4th question in this thingie disappeared to… he has a knack for weird information.
Wait, shouldn’t there be a number 6 question here?
7. Who is the last baby that you held?
Don’t change the subject - now number 6 is missing as well as 4!
8. Do you know of any twins with rhyming names?
Not personally.
9. Are you ticklish?
Occasionally.
10. Have you ever worn a crown?
Not aside from the one naturally built into the structure of my skull, and everyone else’s for that matter. Except for the freaks with deformities, or barnyard head traumas who don’t.
12. Who is the last person you hugged?
April ^__^ <3
13. Do you have a black dog?
Wednesday is a combination of grey, black, orange, white, firecrackers, crack and squirrel- I think she’s more commonly considered to be a cat, but we’re working on adding some dog characteristics.
14.What should you be doing right now?
Taking a shower - haven’t done so since Friday - gross!!!
15. What color is your underwear right now?
Have to check - /checks - they’z black.
16. Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
April’s mum, for real, wasn’t setting up some weird joke or anything.
17. Do you like coffee?
Is it iced coffee - with weird flavors and cancer causing sweeteners? If so, then yes.
18. Are you missing someone?
Wednesday has disappeared, maybe now I can remove her new toy ‘ teh bukket’ without her realizing that it’s gone. It’s a giant green storage tub that takes up way too much room here.
19. Reason behind why you last cried?
Financial, geographic, and creative frustration - and hobbits.
20. How much cash do you have on you?
60 bones, but them there’s for petrol - can’t spend it.
25. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
Ok, first you remove number 4 and number 6, now we’re talking about the use of completely and utterly out-dated technology like it’s all 1999? What the hells is going on here? Do you know where the Georgia Guidestones came from? I bet you do - quit holding out!
26. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a regret?
The only regret I could see in that, would be being too proud, stupid, or scared to not take the money in the first place. Salem’s gotta’ eat, yo!
27. Whats on your mind right now?
Where the hell *is* Wednesday anyway - I’ll bet she’s under the bed. I *really* need to take a proper shower, the quick rinse last night for hair dye does not count as proper bathing.
28. Do you have a deep dark secret?
Maybe, you got that million bucks?
29. Wouldn’t you rather be with your “lover” right now?
Why the quotes? If you mean my loving, and wonderful life-partner, April, then yes of course. But I’m not sure what else you might be inferring with the quotes around the word lover. I’m pretty hermit-y anyway, aside from April, there are rarely people that I wish to see, except of course those that are too far away to make it convenient in the first place.
30. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
None.
31. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
That was probably more than 20 years ago, I have difficulty remembering if I ate breakfast 3 days ago or not.
32. What was your childhood nickname?
Cause, Tiger, Big Guy, Neon Eon… um, I think that that’s about it.
33. Do you have any strange phobias?
Demophobic, I don’t particularly fancy the idea of falling, nor high places, I find many vegetables disgusting, like broccoli, to the point that it *might* be construed as phobic… and I do fear failure.
34. Have you ever played naked twister?
Nope, game night at home was never that interesting or therapy inducing.
35. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
Married - over 30 years now. But my mum’s wife number 2, so I’m not sure if that changes anything in the comparison.
36. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Freddy Kruger and that fucking clown doll from Poltergeist!
38. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
My list, is a private thing, I wish not to share it at this time. But most of them if not all, are people that I don’t know personally anyway.
39. Do you crack your knuckles?
Yep! Drives people nuts! I feel like Bruce Lee when i do it though.
40. What’s one thing that can always be found in your refrigerator?
Water.
41. What color are your bed sheets?
Grey, Purple, and this mauve all seeing eye, illuminati designed pyramid blanket thingie of April’s with the mother of Christ fuzzy comforter as well.
42. How many kids do you plan on having?
The first one’s still being prototyped - need to make sure he functions correctly, before we consider mass production of any kind.
43. Plans for tonight?
I need to draw and finish some more house work. Look for new places to live, and possibly new jobs. All very exciting.
44. How would you like to die?
I’d prefer not to, actually.
45. Have you ever been in love?
I am ^__^
46. When was the last time you went out of the state?
Went to the awesomeness that is Seattle for PAX this year, which was around August, I think. I should ask Kilian, he would know when PAX was. I really can’t remember, I think we should all ask Kilian when PAX was so that the combined efforts will assure the correct answer - Kilian?
49. We are all human, do you judge someone for a past indiscretion?
I don’t think we’re all of us human, I think some of us show evidence of being mre advanced than others… go to any modern day church and tell me those people have evolved to think for themselves… and do it without laughing.
50. Generally, in life, what makes you happy?
April, drawing, painting, rum, SMOKES(!!!), being with April, talking crazy, RPGs, video games, movies, books, friends (they *do* exist), Wednesday, Salem (soon!) and of course French Bulldog puppies!!!
51. Do you have any friends that you’ve known for 10 years or more?
No, not really, I either leave people or they have a tendency to move out of my life. I think aside from Tavi and Rikki, Tal would be the person that I’ve known the longest. I do consider him to be the one of the truest and best friends I’ve ever had, that it for sure.
52. Do you walk around the house naked?
Dude, it’s like 40 degrees F, around here, are you kidding. I can’t afford to turn on the fucking heater thingie!
53. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
Sanger, telling him to call me when he got out of the ER, and that there was no excuse to not call me when he got out because April and I were worried about him being in there in the first place.
54. Where was the last place you went shopping?
Vendome! W00t!
55. How do you feel about your hair?
My hair needs to finish growing out, because I’m notoriously impatient with it, but at the current moment, it is an awe and jealousy inspiring combination of Greens and Blues!
56. Where do you work?
Ntreev USA, a South Korean video game publisher and developer. I work at the American sister company.
57. Do you drink beer?
Yes, but it’s ok, I don’t smoke it…
58. Whats your favorite color?
PINK! <– this was absolutely identical to Doctor Mary’s response, so I left it in.
59. What is your college mascot?
Whatever Chapman’s was - i don’t remember, that wasn’t the college I played any sports at… but I do remember OCC’s being the Buccaneers!
60. Do you drunk dial/text?
Nope, you want to enjoy my drunkardness you’d best be in my direct physical presence mister!
–Aleister



December 9th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Hobbits make me cry too man, nothing to be ashamed of.
December 9th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
Gilgrim! Missed seeing you around, man.
…how long do you want your hair to be?
December 10th, 2007 at 8:48 am
What’s with all the Hobbit bashing? First I gotta read Kerri dissing Batman, and now this…you people make me sad in here, and I’m pointing to my chest right now as I type this…
December 10th, 2007 at 10:58 am
You’re typing one-handed?
And he deserves to be dissed. He needs to lighten up a little. I can’t believe the guy doesn’t have ulcers or TMJ what with all the teeth clenching.
That said, my Batman comic collection spans three short boxes. I like him way better than Superman.
December 10th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Well Superman is just crap…but Batman’s a detective, a scientist, a martial arts master, and he’s got that sweet ass belt…all without the help of mutant powers, being a alien, having stumbled upon some sort of magical artifact, or having been irradiated in any way…
December 10th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
of course batman is also a non-card carrying member of NAMBLA… I like batman myself, as far as ‘traditional’ American super heroes goes, but anyone willing to ‘fight crime’ whilst wearing tights, is a little bit weird to me. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve worn tights, I had to professionally for several years, but while I was donning them, the thought, ‘gee, I should go fight crime in these, they’re perfect for it!’ never once crossed my mind. I think the tights for superheroes = incredible shame which = why they feel the need for masks and secret identities… that and the NAMBLA thing.
December 10th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Yes, yes…I’m well aware of your aversion for all things “traditional,” as far as heroes and comics goes…and you’re just saying that NAMBLA crap because Batman has a tendency to find orphaned pre-teen and teen boys and give them a home, and then dress them in tights and little booties and make them wear masks, and…OH MY GOD!!!!!
Say it isn’t so Batman!
December 11th, 2007 at 12:27 am
Gilgrim - I hestitate to ask what job in America today requires grown men wear tights on a regular basis outside of Disney World.
Kilian - If you recall, Brucie’s first Boy Do I Wonder didn’t wear tights at all, just short little speedos that showed off his slender, well-shaped thews. …That he obviously spent several hours laboriously shaving every day. One of my favorites, Wally West (aka The Flash) recently let loose with possibly the best line of… well, that month, anyway. “I’m getting lectured on child safety from a man who’s gone through four Robins?”
Gold, I tell you.
December 11th, 2007 at 8:16 am
Didn’t you know? gilgrim was a quality assurance tester at the Acme Tights Factory for 3 1/2 years…
December 11th, 2007 at 6:39 pm
again
Wednesday says that if you touch her bucket, you will pay.
Why were you talking to my mum? Did she spew forth the crazy? Wait. Of course she did.