Amusing bits of internetz stuff for a Thursday Part Deux: We need $3,000 people!
Considering that she previously had a $26,000 appearance fee, and now it’s all the way down to 3 grand, it’s likely that you could get her to do all sorts of things for 3 large.
Think of the possibilities…and I’m not talking in a sexual manner.
For 3 grand I bet she’d wash your car, vacuum your house, and wash your dog all in a clown suit.
That’d be money well spent!

December 6th, 2007 at 10:59 pm
How many poopie diapers do you think she will change for 3k?
December 7th, 2007 at 3:47 am
Considering that she probably has ‘people’ to do that stuff for her, I wouldn’t count on the quality of the workmanship. I doubt she even knows what a mower is.