Hello there.

I’m Kilian. How are you?

Fine, thanks for asking. Did you lose some weight?

Oh well, never mind.

So in case you missed all the banners of varying size and font type, this is Normality Restored. The one day resting place of the soon to be third to worst web comic in this corner of the interwebs.

We don’t actually have any comics yet, but don’t worry. What we’re lacking in visual stimuli we can more than make up for with boring monochromatic text. In fact, here’s a brief linguistic run down of the principle faces you’ll see around here.

Kilian: I didn’t start with myself because I have a big ego, OK. Just get off my back already!

Gilgrim: Wonder artist extraordinaire and a man who likes his pants snug.

Jess: My impossibly patient wife.

Bella: Small female human replicant created from DNA samples of both Kilian and Jess. One day evil genius, though currently still wearing diapers and.

Thor: You really have to experience Thor…words don’t do him justice.

The Car: Look, just don’t talk to the car, or look at him, or in anyway make him angry.

Others: Well, obviously I can’t describe them all.