A Consideration of Possibilities…Plus a Free Story!

Because I’m coming to better understand the whole “below/above the fold” dichotomy that exists within sites like this one, I will start by saying that you can read one of my short stories, titled Four Homeruns, by clicking this linkey link. It is a story that had, at one time, another home on the interwebz, but since that home has since become deserted I figured, what the hell. At this point, my intent is to just post the short stories as I finish them. I’ve got a few others I’m tinkering with in between working on the book but they are more a way to cleanse the brain palate (so to speak) in the midst of the bigger “meal” that is finishing the novel.

And since we’re talking about said novel…

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A New Day Has Dawned Indeed

The family was in need of several dozen rolls of toilet paper, two gallons of milk, two loaves of bread, 18 eggs, 300 trash bags, and 48 frozen waffles. So, of course, I went to the best place to fill such a robust order of household items…Costco. Monday is a good day to visit the ol’ “big bulk club” because it isn’t wall to wall carts such as is often the case on the weekends. It is also a bad day to visit as the number of free samples is limited (I don’t even like diet Snapple but when that is all that is available, well…). But as I was heading toward the check out lanes I happened upon a sign that stated Lee Child would be doing a book signing at the very Costco where I was purchasing four months worth of toilet paper.

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Why Can’t This Band Get Some Love…Seriously?!

The Features - The best band on the Breaking Dawn soundtrack

The best thing about awards shows, in this day of DVR’s, is that you can watch 3 hours of show in 30 minutes. I bring this up because the Grammy’s aired on Sunday. The show itself was not the worst awards show I’ve ever seen. I mean, Jack Black was on screen for like 10 seconds, so right there it was better than the American Music Awards. What really upsets me about the Grammy’s is how often they are dictated by sales, as opposed to musical talent, song writing ability, or artistic distinction. There are, of course, a lot of awards shows, but each of the three major entertainment categories has one that is “the award” to win, the Oscar, Emmy, and Grammy respectively. One could also make an argument that the Golden Globe is, if not quite on the same level, certainly above all the others…your Independent Spirit Award, your People’s Choice Award, your MTV Movie Award, etc.).

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Word Count: 40,689…And Some Housekeeping Items of Note

The word count is a bit disingenuous. That is the current word count but it includes a bit of place holder text. For ease, we’ll just say I am in the 40k range, which is true. So, depending on where this all shakes out at the end, I am somewhere between 20 and 25% percent finished with the final draft, not including copy edits. I’d say progress is, ahem, progressing glacially but that seems discourteous to the movement of the glaciers.

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Have You Ever Been Punched In The Stomach By Words?

I’m going to make an admission that embarrasses me most profusely. I have never read Infinite Jest. This is embarrassing because I have actually owned the book for several years. Even now it sits on a shelf in my living room awaiting the day it can begin, again, to reveal the secrets held within. I say again because I have actually started the book on several occasions. For whatever reason, though, I’ve never been able to get past the first 50 (or so) pages. In many ways, I have viewed that work as I have Moby Dick. The most obvious comparison, of course, is the size of the respective works…they are both, in case you are unfamiliar, fucking large. In a more autobiographical sense, however, they are both books that I’ve started on more than one occasion, but never finished. Although, while in graduate school, I actually did read to the end of Moby Dick. But I only count it as being half finished because I read that novel over the course of two weeks for a class. Melville’s opus is not a work that should be read in two weeks. Certainly, I understand the necessity to do such a thing while in the middle of a course on Pre-Civil War American Literature.  But spending just six hours of class time on a work like that is akin to spending a day at the beach and then declaring yourself a marine biologist. There are so many layers to that work that I’m not sure months of dedicated inquiry could uncover them all. And so I plan, at some point, to make a much more thorough study of Moby Dick.

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I’m Considering How To Best Explain My Current State of Mind Without Resorting to a Long Winded Diatribe That Meanders On Pointlessly for Quite Some Time Before Breaking Down Into Unintelligible Swearing But I’m Failing Miserably…F#$king, S&*t, A$$, F@#k, B!^%h!

Because, as is often the case when I am very, very upset, I have no one to blame but myself. And isn’t that just the worst, really? When you want to go and just punch some asshole in the mouth for totally fucking with your shit but the reality of the situation is that, oh hey, you’re actually the asshole in question and you’re not really “down,” as the kids say, with kicking your own ass.

Perhaps explanations are in order…perhaps not…but I will provide them nonetheless.

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Word Count 34,697: The Shell Game Has Commenced

At this point, I’m essentially re-arranging chunks of text. Most of the stuff that needed serious revision has been duly revised. But that, it turns out (ironically?!), was the easy part. What I’m doing now is cutting and pasting sections from various drafts into a new file. It sounds easy, sure, but the way in which the first several drafts were paced was to switch viewpoint characters about every 1000 words, or 4/5 pages of double spaced text in Word. This draft (the final draft, yes?) forgoes the constant shifting to allow more pages per viewpoint character scene. So what I’m left doing is paging through multiple older drafts to find several chunks to fit together into the newest draft, before going back over what has been imported and making edits. I had believed, for what reason I can’t say now, that this would go faster than the large revision of the front part of the text. But while that was actual creation, built on top of ideas that had been percolating in my mind for, in some cases, years. This is more like trying to put together a puzzle where the pieces have have been scattered across several boxes that also include pieces I don’t need…or in some cases, are severely ashamed of.

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